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Top 10 Reasons Why Springing Forward for Daylight Savings Time is Just the “Best Damn Thing Ever”

By Mike Mankiewicz

Sunlight is overrated. Waking up to darkness feels like a warm, cozy hug from insomnia.

It’s like a mini adventure to start the day trying to figure out if your phone automatically updated or if you are now Marty McFly living in a time warp.

It’s a fantastic opportunity to test the durability of my alarm clock by hitting the snooze button an extra 50 times. Who knew a simple button could become a competitive sport?

Losing an hour of precious sleep is a great way to see how long you can function on pure caffeine and willpower.

You get to spend quality time bonding with your ceiling as you lie awake at night, engaging in an intense staring contest until one of you falls asleep. Spoiler alert! The ceiling always wins.

Driving in the dark in the morning is an exhilarating experience. It’s like navigating through a mysterious realm of shadows and joggers in dark clothing.

Who doesn’t love bonding with your fellow sleep-deprived comrades over shared tales of woe and exhaustion because nothing brings people together quite like collective suffering?

Who needs consistency and stability in their daily routine when you can have anarchy and confusion. Embrace the havoc, for it is the spice of life!

Throwing off my sleep schedule twice a year is like a biannual jet lag extravaganza. Who needs a vacation when you can experience time zone confusion from the comfort of your own home?

Because panic attacks are great cardio.

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Mike Mankiewicz
Mike Mankiewicz
Mike Mankiewicz shares his funny outlook on Fridays. Mike worked in the radio for 35 years which is why he is such a smart alec. He loves to make fun of everything including himself. He will write about PC gaming, easy recipes, why free movies kick booty, why people act so goofy sometimes, and always remember laughter is good for the soul!
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