Observation
By Mike Mankiewicz
Photo by Alec Favale on Unsplash
Ah, Valentine’s Day is the one day a year when you’re expected to go above and beyond to show your significant other how much you care.
But what if you’re just not feeling it? What if you’d rather spend the day lounging on the couch, binge-watching action movies, and avoiding any semblance of romance?
Well, fear not, because I have the perfect solution for you.
Times have changed, and according to my buddies at work, trendsetting is all the rage!
Why not do absolutely nothing for your significant other on Valentine’s Day?
Why waste time and effort planning a romantic evening or buying thoughtful gifts when you can sit back and watch the sparks fly as your partner seethes with anger and disappointment?
After all, nothing says “I love you” like deliberately making them mad, right?
Flowers, chocolates, and candlelit dinners are so cliche.
Who needs them when you can have the satisfaction of knowing that you’ve successfully ruined Valentine’s Day for your partner?
It’s the ultimate power move, guaranteed to leave a lasting impression on your relationship.
I mean, who needs love and affection when you can have a good old-fashioned argument instead?
So, this Saint Valentine’s Day, why not go Al Capone style and massacre your relationship?
Wait a minute. Just double-checking. You do know I was kidding, right?
Uh oh!
You better find out how much it costs for Amazon to deliver the best damn present today!
I’m thinking of a beautiful retirement house with a car with a ribbon on top sitting in the driveway.
Happy Valentine’s Day
